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Takoma Park Unveils Campaign to Take Progressive Title from Berkeley, California

Baseball Fans Protest for Right to Pay $16 for Bud Light

N95 Underwear Now Required in Public To Avoid Fart-Based Transmission of Covid

Takoma Park Designates Listserv Curb Alerts as ‘Essential Business’

Hillary Could Destroy Up to 3,000 Emails Per Day by June, Administration Warns

Residents Shocked to Find Subliminal Messages in City’s Word Search Puzzle

Joe Biden Selects 17 Running Mates In Effort to Please Every Democrat

Americans Required to Return Stimulus Checks to Cover Cost of Blue Angels Flyover

Takoma Park Projects Huge Budget Surplus From Selling Amway Products

Mike Pence Kicked Out of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ Orgy for Not Wearing Mask

Facing National Criticism, Georgia Governor Still Hoping to Reopen Jar of Salsa by May

North Korea Insists Kim Jong-un Still Alive, Just Enjoying Weekend at Beach House with Two Best Friends

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