Local News – Page 20 – The Takoma Torch

Local Man Blasted for “Doing Okay” with World Problems Still Unresolved

Bluff Called on Americans Who Claimed They Wanted to Spend More Time With Family

Americans Anxious for Coronavirus Cure So They Can Return to Having Poor Hygiene

Takoma Park Mayoral Race Becomes Springboard for 2024 Democratic Primary

Drivers Must Read Manual, Take Exam Before Crossing New Sligo Creek Bridge

Local Residents Confused by Married Couple Sharing Same Last Name

Takoma Park Announces Bold Climate Action Plan, Bans People by 2045

Maryland Highways to Add More Left Lanes for Slow Drivers

Bloomberg Creates Controversial “Stop and Sniff” Policy at City’s Dog Park

Flower Avenue Chosen for 2020 X-Games Championship

Governor Hogan Proposes Widening Sligo, Rock Creek to Seven Boat Lanes

City Aims to Reduce Tension By Posting Official Notices in Comic Sans Font

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