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Whiny, Lazy Teachers Ordered to Finish Construction of Purple Line

Governor Larry Hogan Creates New Public School Just for Stephen Austin’s Kids

City Requires Yard Signs to Be Biodegradable, Decompose on Day After Election

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Takoma Park Institutes ‘Scream Inside Your Heart’ Rule for All City Council Meetings

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Report: Racism Can’t Happen in Local Organic Grocery Stores Because They Don’t Sell Aunt Jemima Syrup

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Republicans Agree to Allow Statehood for Northwest DC Only

City Unleashes Late Night Fireworks in All Out War Against Harmful 5G Rays

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Takoma Park to Construct NASCAR Race Track

White People Exhausted After Five Straight Days of Opposing Racism

Takoma Park Unveils Campaign to Take Progressive Title from Berkeley, California

Takoma Park Designates Listserv Curb Alerts as ‘Essential Business’

Residents Shocked to Find Subliminal Messages in City’s Word Search Puzzle

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