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Marc Elrich Opposes Seatbelt Mandate for County Drivers Who Don’t Feel Like Wearing One

Congressman Jamie Raskin Tricks Several Republicans into Getting Vaccinated During Game of ‘Simon Says’

MoCo Planning Commission Teaches Takoma Park Lesson By Making Them Continue Developing Takoma Junction Until They’re Sick of It

Peter Franchot’s Cousin’s Friend in Trinidad Says Proposed Development Will Cause Traffic Swelling in Takoma’s Junction

‘OlneyFans’ Website for MoCo’s New Baseball Team Crashes Due to Unusually High Traffic

Marc Elrich Responds to County’s Housing Crisis by Unveiling ‘Thrive Montgomery 1950’

Nation Shocked That State of Texas, Supreme Court Did Exactly What They’ve Been Promising for Decades

Taliban Denies Afghan Capital Insurrection Ever Happened

MCPS Begs Chef José Andrés to Rescue Them From Outdoor School Lunch Crisis

Catcher Refuses to Wear Mask Behind Plate, Citing 98% Survival Rate From Foul Tip Smashing Face

Takoma Park Historic District Sets Height Limit of Not More Than Two Stories For Milk Crate Challenge

FDA Grants Full Approval For Anti-Vaxxers To Come Up With Another Convenient Excuse to Refuse COVID Vaccination

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