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The Official 2020 Takoma Torch Candidate Questionnaire

Report: City Construction Projects Way Over Budget Due to Paying All These Corporate Shills

Flower Avenue Road Construction Finally Complete, Ready To Be Torn Up Again

Takoma Park Residents Demand Financial Bailout For Buying Homes That Unfairly Tripled in Value

Takoma Torch Interview with Mayor Kate Stewart

Public School System Brings Back ‘Clippy’ to Help Parents Navigate Online Classroom Portal

‘Azaleagate’ Conspiracy Backfires, Proves Takoma Park Government is Annoyingly Uber-Transparent

Takoma Junction Parking Lot Announces Candidacy for Mayor

Whiny, Lazy Teachers Ordered to Finish Construction of Purple Line

Governor Larry Hogan Creates New Public School Just for Stephen Austin’s Kids

City Requires Yard Signs to Be Biodegradable, Decompose on Day After Election

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Takoma Park Institutes ‘Scream Inside Your Heart’ Rule for All City Council Meetings

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