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Dr. Fauci Advises Tricking Conspiracy Theorists Into Taking COVID-19 Vaccine By Wrapping It in Cheese

Second Stimulus Bill Actually Just Cake

Chevy Chase Neighborhood Adds New Restrictions on Gingerbread Houses

Montgomery County Says Milk and Cookies For Santa Must Follow Outdoor Dining Rules

7-11 at Takoma Metro To Be Demolished, Replaced With Mural of 7-11

Confused By Medical Prefix, Joseph Epstein Receives Colonoscopy From Dr. Pepper

Trump Pardons Mr. Burns

Distraction 2020: The Takoma Torch’s Election Endorsements

Zombies Rise in Takoma Park, Complain About City Becoming Too Alive

TPSS Co-Op Membership Now Includes Extra Votes in Local Election

Exclamation Point Endorses Kate Stewart for Mayor

The Official 2020 Takoma Torch Candidate Questionnaire

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