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‘Azaleagate’ Conspiracy Backfires, Proves Takoma Park Government is Annoyingly Uber-Transparent

Mike Pence Still Awaiting Approval from “Mother” to Debate Kamala Harris

GOP Remains Opposed to Abortion Even for Fetuses Created From Demon Sperm

City Requires Yard Signs to Be Biodegradable, Decompose on Day After Election

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Grandpa Upset To Realize ‘Uphill Both Ways’ Exaggeration No Longer Effective

Dividends Finally Pay Off for Takoma Man Who Left Christmas Lights Up All Year

Takoma Junction Development To Include “Battle Zone” for Debate of Junction Development

Takoma Junction Development Blocked as Historic Commission Orders City to Restore Site to Original Garbage Dump

“Politics and Chill”: 2020 Candidates Look to Capture Gen Z Vote

7,200 Registered Architects Suddenly Emerge From Takoma Park

Residents Turn Out for Home Team in Finals; Forget Watching Baseball is So Boring

10 Ways to Out-Debate Highly Qualified Experts on Topics You Just Learned About

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