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7-11 at Takoma Metro To Be Demolished, Replaced With Mural of 7-11

Confused By Medical Prefix, Joseph Epstein Receives Colonoscopy From Dr. Pepper

MoCo Executive Taps US Marshals To Search For ‘Missing Middle’ Housing

Karen Calls Cops on Painting of Black Woman For Loitering

2nd Grader Shocked to Owe Developer Impact Taxes on New Buildings Created in Minecraft

Trump Pardons Mr. Burns

City Arborist: Each Christmas Tree Purchase Requires Decoration of 6 Additional Trees

QAnon Supporter: ‘Trump Might Have Won If Only I Searched More Pizza Parlors for Secret Pedophilia Rings’

Distraction 2020: The Takoma Torch’s Election Endorsements

Zombies Rise in Takoma Park, Complain About City Becoming Too Alive

Trump Funds Entire Takoma Park Library Expansion in Exchange For Designation as His Presidential Library

TPSS Co-Op Membership Now Includes Extra Votes in Local Election

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