Takoma Park – Page 25 – The Takoma Torch

Community Input at Junction Vision Study Results in Giant Speed Bump at Intersection

Junction Development Changes Course as New Developer Agrees to Build Project for Only $1,783

New “Sharrows” Point Annoying Cyclists Out of Takoma Park

Permit Patty Saves Takoma Park!

Straw Ban Takes Effect To Mixed Reviews

Takoma Junction Vision Study Creates Anxiety Throughout City

Opening Day Postponed as City Arborist Issues Stop Work Order

Takoma Sports Team Records City’s First Ever Loss

BREAKING NEWS: MUELLER COMPLETES REPORT OF TAKOMA JUNCTION DEVELOPMENT

City Council Hopeful Caught Eating at Olive Garden; Ends Candidacy

City Announces Removal of “Clocktopus,” Declares Offensive

Restaurant charges $4,000 for Sandwich; Blames Regulations, Customer Demands.

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