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New ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ to Consolidate All of Takoma Park into Wards 1 and 3

Takoma Park Resident Disrespectfully Says ‘Good’ When Asked How He’s Doing

City Council Candidate Racks Up 17 Endorsements From Local Coalitions Formed By the Same 5 Residents

Takoma Park Protests Exploitative Colonialism on Columbus Day by Dismantling Colonial-Style Houses

World Leaders Monitoring Deteriorating Situation in Takoma Park’s PEN Listserv

Takoma Park’s Runaway Horse Sprints to Early Lead in Ward 3 City Council Race

Takoma Park Residents Demand Delay of Solar Eclipse Until Multiple Shadow Studies Performed

The Official Takoma Torch 2024 In/Out List

The Official Takoma Torch 2023 In/Out List

Distraction 2022: Official Takoma Torch Endorsements for Takoma Park Elections

Takoma Park to Host 2032 Olympic Games

Takoma Park Rejects Bethesdafication, Chooses Chevy Chase-ification Instead

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