Exclamation Point Endorses Kate Stewart for Mayor
TAKOMA PARK, MD - In a shocking turn of events, the well known Exclamation Point on mayoral candidate Roger Schlegel's logo has decided to jump ship and endorse incumbent Kate...
Amazon to Ship Takoma Park Orders in Etsy Boxes, Allowing Residents to Secretly Shop on Prime Day
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Residents can breathe a huge sigh of relief knowing Jeff Bezos has just announced that all Amazon Prime Day orders shipped to Takoma Park will be...
Report: City Construction Projects Way Over Budget Due to Paying All These Corporate Shills
TAKOMA PARK, MD - A recent audit conducted by a local freelancer determined that Takoma Park could save millions on municipal projects if wasteful payments weren't being made to all...
Takoma Park Scraps Library Expansion, Plans Mosaic-Covered Parking Lot Instead
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Facing pressure over budget concerns from long-time residents, the city council decided to scrap the library expansion project and instead replace the entire site with a...
“Politics and Chill”: 2020 Candidates Look to Capture Gen Z Vote
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Newly energized by the national political environment, a record number of candidates have registered to run for office in next year’s local elections. Seeking to stand...
10 Ways to Out-Debate Highly Qualified Experts on Topics You Just Learned About
[UPDATED] An important election is coming up, which means you're probably planning to get in as many debates over the next few weeks as possible, and most likely wander into...
City Makes New Law Requiring “Takoma” in All Business Names
As Takoma Park has become more divided over trivial issues, a far-left political group has emerged with the long-term goal of defining true patriotism within the city. Using scare tactics...