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Takoma Park Invests $300 Billion on Time Machine to Undo $15 Million Library Renovation

New ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ to Consolidate All of Takoma Park into Wards 1 and 3

Takoma Park Resident Disrespectfully Says ‘Good’ When Asked How He’s Doing

Takoma Park Protests Exploitative Colonialism on Columbus Day by Dismantling Colonial-Style Houses

World Leaders Monitoring Deteriorating Situation in Takoma Park’s PEN Listserv

Takoma Park’s Runaway Horse Sprints to Early Lead in Ward 3 City Council Race

New Concrete Slab Deemed ‘Too Tall’ By City Residents

Takoma Park Holds Competition to Name New Traffic Barricade

Takoma Park Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Turning All Traffic Signals Green

Takoma Park Approves Installation of New Virtue Signal at Carroll Ave and Highway 410

Gigantic ‘Elf on the Shelf’ Magically Appears on Takoma Park Community Center

Recently Doubled Salary for Takoma Park Mayor Lures Pete Buttigieg to Announce Candidacy

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