Parody – Page 5 – The Takoma Torch

Search of Hunter Biden’s Laptop Finds Classified Emails From Hillary Clinton About Kristin Mink’s Flat Tire

Marc Elrich Opposes Accessory Chicken Coops, Claims They Won’t Reduce Egg Prices

MoCo Planning Unveils “Googie Monster” to Educate Downtown Silver Spring’s Immigrants on Mid-Century Modern Architecture

Takoma Park Passes Law Requiring Mark To Stay In His Fucking Kitchen and Keep Making Us Food Until We Tell Him to Stop

‘Twas the Fight Before Christmas

Takoma Park, MD to Takoma DC: ‘Not In YOUR Backyard, Either!’

Elon Musk Purchases All Takoma Parks Listservs, Fires Moderators

Just Kidding! Takoma Park Doesn’t Really Respect Individualist Artistic Expression

Distraction 2022: Official Takoma Torch Endorsements for Takoma Park Elections

Just Listed! Construction Porta Potty in Desirable Takoma Park Neighborhood for Only $899k

Takoma Park Overhauls Entire Government to Enact Laws Based on Petitions with Over 100 Signatures

Historic Takoma to Take Over Republic’s Former Space to Reverse Downtown Revitalization

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