Science and Tech – The Takoma Torch

Elon Musk’s DOGE Takes Credit for Trimming Day of 1 Hour

TikTok Ban Prompts Takoma Park to Create Own Social Media App: ‘TakTok’

Experts Conclude Best Way to Handle Any Urgent Crisis is to ‘Pause’

Takoma Park Creates New Agency to Help Morally Conflicted Residents Remove Spotted Lanternflies

Teacher Shortage Leads MCPS to Replace All Substitute English Teachers With Wordle

Study: Trees Purposely Shed Leaves for People to Rake Into Bike Lanes

Marc Elrich Opposes Seatbelt Mandate for County Drivers Who Don’t Feel Like Wearing One

FDA Grants Full Approval For Anti-Vaxxers To Come Up With Another Convenient Excuse to Refuse COVID Vaccination

Elon Musk Confident He’ll Reach Space Before Takoma Park Residents Receive Last Week’s Mail

Reynolds Wrap Shortage Reported as MoCo Residents Install Tin Foil Roofs to Protect Homes From 5G Technology

Maryland Enters Phase 1C of Eligibility For Residents Planning to Start Their Own Podcast

Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands Parkway Deli Not Use ‘Jewish Space Lasers’ To Toast Bagels

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