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DC’s Rejection of Georgetown Transformers Prompts Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Halt Nearby Sewer Renovation Plans

MoCo Now Requires 15% of New Retail Space in Silver Spring Be Reserved for 1950’s Diners Serving Pancakes 24/7

DC Area Drivers Demand Cherry Trees Be Cut Down to Improve Traffic, Add More Parking

Major Lenders Shore Up Takoma Park Mulch Pile to Prevent Collapse of City’s Largest Investment

Little League Pitch Clock Gives Kids Only 15 Seconds to Take All Advice Shouted From Parents in Stands

Facing Budget Constraints, Takoma Parks Unveils Little Free Rec Centers

Takoma Park Revolutionizes Local Government By Adopting ChatGPT to Manage City

Search of Hunter Biden’s Laptop Finds Classified Emails From Hillary Clinton About Kristin Mink’s Flat Tire

WMATA Rejects Housing Development at Takoma Station, Approves Massive Parking Garage For People to Live in Cars

Marc Elrich Opposes Accessory Chicken Coops, Claims They Won’t Reduce Egg Prices

MoCo Planning Unveils “Googie Monster” to Educate Downtown Silver Spring’s Immigrants on Mid-Century Modern Architecture

Takoma Park Passes Law Requiring Mark To Stay In His Fucking Kitchen and Keep Making Us Food Until We Tell Him to Stop

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