August 2020 – The Takoma Torch

Public School System Brings Back ‘Clippy’ to Help Parents Navigate Online Classroom Portal

Trump Plans Second Convention, Claims First One Violated Law and Didn’t Count

After Successful Convention, Democrats Change Slogan to ‘ABIDEN’

RNC Announces Final 2020 Convention Schedule of Events and Speakers

‘Azaleagate’ Conspiracy Backfires, Proves Takoma Park Government is Annoyingly Uber-Transparent

Mike Pence Still Awaiting Approval from “Mother” to Debate Kamala Harris

Takoma Junction Parking Lot Announces Candidacy for Mayor

Whiny, Lazy Teachers Ordered to Finish Construction of Purple Line

Governor Larry Hogan Creates New Public School Just for Stephen Austin’s Kids

Trump Threatens to Ban Quickbooks, Other Websites Deemed Unfair to Him

Biden Campaign Narrows VP Search to Women Who Don’t Want to be President

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Month: August 2020