Faced with a disastrous roll-out of online education for the fall semester, public school systems nationwide resurrected the peppy virtual assistant “Clippy” to assist students and parents alike with their...
Photo Credit - Gage Skidmore/Flickr WASHINGTON, DC - President Donald Trump announced another Republican National Convention to kick-off Monday after asserting last week's events didn't count amid allegations of breaking...
WILMINGTON, DE - Following a surprisingly successful Democratic National Convention, Joe Biden has decided to keep a low profile for the remainder of the campaign and allow Donald Trump’s constant...
The following list of events and speakers have been announced for the 2020 Republican National Convention, which will be held in a men's locker room so everything said is perfectly...
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Acting on a tip from a famous local whistleblower, a group of long-time residents set out to prove corruption among city officials in what they call...
WASHINGTON, DC - Mike Pence has refused to commit to attending the 2020 Vice Presidential debate, as his wife, whom he calls "Mother," has yet to give him permission to...
TAKOMA PARK, MD - In a shocking turn of events, the Takoma Junction parking lot has entered the 2020 Mayoral race, marking the first time a land mass has run...
SILVER SPRING, MD - After years of failing to raise everyone else’s kids, teach them proper manners, save them from active shooters, and protect them from Coronavirus, teachers were ordered...
Photo Credit: Joe Andrucyk ANNAPOLIS, MD - After rolling over in submission when Laura Ingraham and other prominent conservative commentators questioned his Republican credentials over the question of opening private...
Days after announcing a ban of the popular video app TikTok, whose users have been behind several high profile humiliations of the President, Donald Trump has turned his attention to...
After months of interviewing and vetting dozens of the nation’s most qualified and impressive women, Joe Biden’s campaign narrowed its field of potential vice presidential candidates today by excluding everyone...
