Local News – The Takoma Torch

Takoma Park Residents Trapped in Extended Council Meeting After Outbreak of ‘The Clap’

MCPS Announces New School Boundaries Bussing Students to Virginia During Winter Months

Marc Elrich, Will Jawando Propose ‘Snow Stabilization’ Bill to Limit Amount of Snowfall on Montgomery County

Stop Work Order Issued to Children Building Igloo Without Permit

Takoma Park Installs Little Free Snow Shovel Libraries to Express Compassion for Thieves

Vigil Planned to Mourn Destruction of Window on Cockerille Avenue

TPSS Co-Op Announces 2nd Location Inside National Harbor’s ‘Sphere,’ Expanding Operations Into Literal Liberal Bubble

Montgomery County to Require 2.5 Parking Spaces per Nativity Set

Amplified Street Preacher Annoyed By Gas Leaf Blower Interrupting Sermon

SHA Rolls Out New ‘Optional’ Speed Bumps on Carroll Avenue For Drivers Who Don’t Feel Like Slowing Down

Parkway Deli’s Pickle Bar ‘Kind of Sucks’ Marc Elrich Says

County Officials to Spend $15 Million on Community Engagement For $50k Playground

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