WASHINGTON, DC - In his plan to get all Americans vaccinated and thereby end the COVID-19 pandemic, Dr. Anthony Fauci advises wrapping the vaccine inside a slice of cheese to...
WASHINGTON, DC - In a surprise move, the White House took a knife to the recently enacted $2.3 trillion dollar government funding package, which includes a second round of pandemic...
CHEVY CHASE, MD - In an effort to fight off any form of new housing in their wealthy enclave, Section 3 of the Village of Chevy Chase adopted new supplemental...
Photo Credit - Suzy Hazelwood ROCKVILLE, MD - Beginning at 5 p.m. on Thursday, December 24th, all households setting out milk and cookies for Santa Claus must do so on...
TAKOMA, DC - Chain links fences have been erected around the 7-11 near the Takoma Metro station, signaling the start of construction on the building's replacement: a painted mural of...
WALL STREET - Believing that everyone daring to use the prefix “Dr.” must have a medical degree, Joseph Epstein mistakenly received a colonoscopy from a Dr. Pepper can earlier today....
ROCKVILLE, MD - After several reports showing Montgomery County has lost many of its townhomes, fourplexes, and accessory apartments, County Executive Marc Elrich requested assistance from U.S Marshals in a...
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Fearing for her life while clutching her pearls, a white woman most likely named Karen called the cops on a painting of a black woman on...
ROCKVILLE, MD - Shortly after putting the final touches on a 500-unit residential skyscraper in Minecraft, Evelyn McFadden was shocked to learn she now owes millions of dollars in county...
SPRINGFIELD - In a move that shocked even Republicans, President Donald Trump pardoned C. Montgomery Burns, the cartoon billionaire made famous by The Simpsons, from any crime committed since the...
Photo Credit - Alle Sebrina TAKOMA PARK, MD - As residents plan a visit to the volunteer fire department's annual Christmas tree lot, they should be aware of a new...
WASHINGTON, DC - As more people beg friends to recommend new TV shows to watch, streaming services such as Netflix and Hulu have demanded federal bailout money to create more...
