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Category: National Politics

Elrich: MoCo Not ‘Sanctuary Jurisdiction’ – Housing Shortage Naturally Deters Immigrants

America Reminded That Trump Has Only Been President for 100 Days

Americans Approve Trump Spending Rest of Term Golfing

Pete Hegseth Bests Cory Booker by Drinking for 48 Hours Straight

DOGE Eliminates April Fools’ Day, Citing Redundancy Under Trump Presidency

Trump Revives USAID, Refocuses Agency to Provide Relief for Tesla

New Government ‘Severance’ Program Makes Living in America More Palatable

Congress ‘Unclear’ if Trump Has Authority to Declare Himself King and Rule America With Unchecked Powers

Elon Musk Says Federal Employees Can Keep Jobs If They Pay $8/Month

Trump Vows to Eliminate GS-13 Gangs Controlling DC Region

Jamie Raskin Declared ‘Outlaw’ in Takoma Park After Preemptive Biden Pardon

MAGA Republicans Denounce Snow for Attempting to Halt Certification of Trump’s Election Victory

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