WASHINGTON, DC - In response to Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden's controversial "you ain't black" comment, President Trump encouraged all Americans to take a knee during the National Anthem in...
WASHINGTON, DC - After a thorough explanation by Dr. Sanjay Gupta of the transmission of novel Coronavirus through flatulence, N95 Underwear is now required to be worn as a condition...
WASHINGTON, DC - According to internal documents obtained from President Donald Trump’s administration, the number of emails destroyed by Hillary Clinton will almost double by the end of the month,...
WILMINGTON, DE - Joe Biden announced today that he has selected 17 vice presidential running mates in an unconventional attempt to unite every Democrat heading into the general election. "We...
WASHINGTON, DC - For twelve seconds on a beautiful Saturday afternoon, the eyes of every American were turned to the skies in order to divert them from the disaster on...
POTOMAC, MD - Vice President Mike Pence angered hosts and upset guests by showing up at an elite, secret orgy without wearing a mask in a clear violation of the...
ATLANTA, GA - After making bold promises last week, Governor Brian Kemp remains optimistic that he can reopen his jar of salsa sometime in the month of May, according to...
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - As news media around the world began asking questions about the suspicious disappearance of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, state media responded that he was just...
WASHINGTON, DC - Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin has announced that paper stimulus checks being sent to millions of American workers impacted by Coronavirus will be delayed until President Donald Trump's...
GRAND RAPIDS, MI - After almost two centuries of electing Democrats to run for president, the Democratic party shocked the nation by selecting a Democrat to lead the party once...
WASHINGTON, DC - Standing before a crowd of supporters, President Donald Trump reiterated his belief that Coronavirus pandemic was just a hoax created by Hillary Clinton in the basement of...
WASHINGTON, DC - During yesterday’s White House press briefing, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, contradicted the President's claim that touching people of...
