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Announcing the Winners of the 2026 Takoma Torch Satire Writing Contest

Contest Vote!!

2026 Takoma Torch/Silver Chips Satire Writing Contest

City Installs AI Cameras To Automatically Ticket ‘Rolling Stops’ at 3‐Minute Public Testimony Limit

Takoma Park Residents Trapped in Extended Council Meeting After Outbreak of ‘The Clap’

Takoma Park Announces Status as ‘Nuance-Free Zone’

Marc Elrich, Will Jawando Propose ‘Snow Stabilization’ Bill to Limit Amount of Snowfall on Montgomery County

Stop Work Order Issued to Children Building Igloo Without Permit

TPSS Co-Op Announces 2nd Location Inside National Harbor’s ‘Sphere,’ Expanding Operations Into Literal Liberal Bubble

The Official Takoma Torch 2026 In/Out List

MoCo Makes History By Appointing First Ever Dead Historic Preservation Commissioner

Amplified Street Preacher Annoyed By Gas Leaf Blower Interrupting Sermon

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