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Proposed 30-Story High Rise in Silver Spring Totally Out of Scale With Surrounding 20+ Story High Rises

Trump Orders Military into Second Act of ‘Les Miserables’ at Kennedy Center

Elrich: MoCo Not ‘Sanctuary Jurisdiction’ – Housing Shortage Naturally Deters Immigrants

Takoma Park Balances Budget By Heavily Taxing Children’s Business Fair

Takoma Park Invests $300 Billion on Time Machine to Undo $15 Million Library Renovation

White Smoke Visible Over MoCo Democratic Central Committee Signals Filled Vacancy of Next Pope

‘Administrative Error’ Sends MoCo Housing Permit Applications to Salvadoran Prison, Elrich ‘Helpless’ To Get Them Back

Takoma Park Joins ‘Hands-Off’ Protest, Mistakenly Thinks It’s About Parking Lots

DOGE Eliminates April Fools’ Day, Citing Redundancy Under Trump Presidency

Marc Elrich Proposes 3.5% Property Tax Increase to Fund Campaign to Raise Property Taxes Again Next Year

Trump Revives USAID, Refocuses Agency to Provide Relief for Tesla

MoCo Announces Plan to Lower Egg Prices by Selling Them Individually

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