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Little League Player Ejected For Not Wearing Enough Pieces of Flair

County Officials to Spend $15 Million on Community Engagement For $50k Playground

Takoma Torch to Lecture Harvard Law on Handling Frivolous Lawsuits From Shitheads

‘Parker’ the Parking Lot Robot Decommissioned by County, Immediately Leased by Takoma Park to Patrol Co-op Lot

Nice Neighborhood Just One Public Works Fuck-Up From Turning Into Crime-Ridden Shithole

Firefighters Deny Retaliation After Soaking Baseball Field, Claim They Were Just Throwing ‘Wet Dreams’ Party for Team

Top Amazon Prime Day Deals Takoma Park Residents Won’t Want to Miss

Naive Poor Person Actually Believes Country Cares About Them

Trump Orders Military into Second Act of ‘Les Miserables’ at Kennedy Center

Elrich: MoCo Not ‘Sanctuary Jurisdiction’ – Housing Shortage Naturally Deters Immigrants

Rock Creek on Full Lockdown After Huge Turd Spotted Floating in It

MoCo Residents Outraged Papal Selection Didn’t Allow Opportunity for Public Input

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