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TikTok Ban Prompts Takoma Park to Create Own Social Media App: ‘TakTok’

Experts Conclude Best Way to Handle Any Urgent Crisis is to ‘Pause’

MAGA Republicans Denounce Snow for Attempting to Halt Certification of Trump’s Election Victory

January 6th Insurrectionist Demands Democrats ‘Get Over’ Election

The Official Takoma Torch 2025 In/Out List

Call From Grandma on Christmas Totally Could Have Been an Email

Historic District to Prohibit Ghosts of Christmas Present and Future

Residents Outraged to Pay for Parking at Takoma Junction, Accuse City of Lining Pockets of [Mobile Parking App] Developer

The Takoma Torch Buys Disinformation Site ‘Community Vision for Takoma’ at Bankruptcy Auction

New ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ to Consolidate All of Takoma Park into Wards 1 and 3

Takoma Park Resident Disrespectfully Says ‘Good’ When Asked How He’s Doing

Editorial: The Takoma Torch Also Holds Back Endorsement of Presidential Candidate Until Billionaire Gives Approval

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