political satire – Page 5 – The Takoma Torch

Takoma Park Adopts Population Stabilization Bill to Counter New Housing in Minor Master Plan

Takoma Park Protests Exploitative Colonialism on Columbus Day by Dismantling Colonial-Style Houses

World Leaders Monitoring Deteriorating Situation in Takoma Park’s PEN Listserv

Takoma Park Creates New Agency to Help Morally Conflicted Residents Remove Spotted Lanternflies

Kamala Harris Announces Down Payment Assistance for First-Time Dorito Buyers

Takoma Park’s Runaway Horse Sprints to Early Lead in Ward 3 City Council Race

SCOTUS Strikes Down Montgomery County’s Ban on Gas Leaf Blowers

2nd Edition Trump Bible For Sale, Includes New ‘Book of WOKE’ Detailing Trump’s Persecution

Takoma Park Shifts Focus From Creating Gaza Peace Resolution to Solving Instagram Restaurant War

Takoma Park Residents Demand Delay of Solar Eclipse Until Multiple Shadow Studies Performed

Takoma Park to Become Sanctuary City for Stumpy

Celebrating 5 Years of Satirical “Journalism”

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