TAKOMA PARK, MD - Residents can breathe a huge sigh of relief knowing Jeff Bezos has just announced that all Amazon Prime Day orders shipped to Takoma Park will be...
TAKOMA PARK, MD - A recent audit conducted by a local freelancer determined that Takoma Park could save millions on municipal projects if wasteful payments weren't being made to all...
TAKOMA PARK, MD - After suffering through a decade of improved economic development, expanded city amenities, and increased property values, homeowners are threatening to leave Takoma Park unless they receive...
Photo Credit - Anne Shvets/Pexels After an accusation that a local organic grocery store in a progressive city mistreated minority employees, a report by its loyal, white patrons concluded that...
ROCKVILLE, MD - As Montgomery County sets to enter Phase 2 of reopening businesses this Friday, County Executive Marc Elrich is already looking ahead by preparing the county for Phase...
As professional athletes, celebrities, and business owners across the nation have finally felt the need to formally apologize for "insensitive" statements about black people, Hallmark has seized the opportunity with...
OCEAN CITY, MD - After President Donald Trump demanded that churches be allowed to reopen, Maryland Governor Larry Hogan immediately reclassified Ocean City as a place of worship just in...
WASHINGTON, DC - After a thorough explanation by Dr. Sanjay Gupta of the transmission of novel Coronavirus through flatulence, N95 Underwear is now required to be worn as a condition...
Photo Credit - Greg Reese/Pixabay TAKOMA PARK - In an effort to prop up Takoma Park's economy during the Coronavirus shutdown, the City Council has designated curb alerts announced on...
TAKOMA PARK, MD - The Takoma Park City Council proudly announced a huge budget surplus projected for fiscal years 2021 and beyond thanks to a new initiative to begin selling...
FLORIDA, OF COURSE - Walmart parking lots are looking more like campgrounds as shoppers construct tents to prepare for a long wait to be the first to purchase new flavored...
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Carolina McCandless, co-owner of mom-and-pop Mexican restaurant, Cielo Rojo, was devastated when informed that the Small Business Administration's Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) ran out of funds,...
