2019 – Page 5 – The Takoma Torch

Takoma Park Police Adopt New Enforcement Tactic Based on Cat Discipline

Gates of Hell Open Up as County Council Approves Accessory Apartment Bill

Foul Play Suspected in Fourth of July Tree Incident

Humans rank 6th in Takoma Park’s Ranking of Human Rights, Dogs Remain #1

Baby Sinclair Brings Prehistoric Principles to Department of Justice

Gas Leaf Blowers Banned from Marching in 4th of July Parade

Takoma Park Releases Controversial FY2020 Budget

EXCLUSIVE: Documents Reveal Secret Plan to Impose 19th Century on Takoma Park

Community Input at Junction Vision Study Results in Giant Speed Bump at Intersection

Junction Development Changes Course as New Developer Agrees to Build Project for Only $1,783

Amid Budget Crisis, Takoma Park Socialists Propose ‘Roscoebucks’ Cryptocurrency to Fund Tax Cuts, Pool

New “Sharrows” Point Annoying Cyclists Out of Takoma Park

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