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Takoma Park Creates Tracking System to Verify Collected Leaves Are Delivered to Compost Pile

QAnon Supporter: ‘Trump Might Have Won If Only I Searched More Pizza Parlors for Secret Pedophilia Rings’

Trump Angry With Umpires For Letting Baseball Game Enter the 9th Inning

Democrats Worried Canadian Post Office Won’t Deliver Mail-In Immigration Applications in Time

Distraction 2020: The Takoma Torch’s Election Endorsements

Zombies Rise in Takoma Park, Complain About City Becoming Too Alive

Trump Funds Entire Takoma Park Library Expansion in Exchange For Designation as His Presidential Library

TPSS Co-Op Membership Now Includes Extra Votes in Local Election

Amy Coney Barrett Looking Forward to Stripping Away Rights From Her Daughters

Exclamation Point Endorses Kate Stewart for Mayor

Amazon to Ship Takoma Park Orders in Etsy Boxes, Allowing Residents to Secretly Shop on Prime Day

The Official 2020 Takoma Torch Candidate Questionnaire

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