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2nd Edition Trump Bible For Sale, Includes New ‘Book of WOKE’ Detailing Trump’s Persecution

Larry Hogan Doubles Down on Pro-Choice Stance By Pledging to Abort Purple Line

Parents Spend Thousands at Takoma Park Children’s Business Fair After Being Exploited by Tip Screens

New Concrete Slab Deemed ‘Too Tall’ By City Residents

Takoma Park Shifts Focus From Creating Gaza Peace Resolution to Solving Instagram Restaurant War

Takoma Park Residents Demand Delay of Solar Eclipse Until Multiple Shadow Studies Performed

Takoma Park to Become Sanctuary City for Stumpy

Maryland Replaces Sales Tax Holiday With ‘Double Tax Week’ to Pay for MCPS Superintendent’s $1.3M Separation Agreement

Celebrating 5 Years of Satirical “Journalism”

Editorial: State of Maryland vs. The Takoma Torch

HBO Announces 7th Season of ‘The Wire’ With Focus on MCPS Board of Education

Conservative Men Take Stand Against Taylor Swift’s Progressive Views by Supporting San Francisco

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