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MoCo Makes History By Appointing First Ever Dead Historic Preservation Commissioner

Amplified Street Preacher Annoyed By Gas Leaf Blower Interrupting Sermon

Nation’s Boomers Shocked To Learn Leaders Can Retire

SHA Rolls Out New ‘Optional’ Speed Bumps on Carroll Avenue For Drivers Who Don’t Feel Like Slowing Down

Takoma Man Celebrates Easy Parking at Metro Station Due to Government Shutdown

Parkway Deli’s Pickle Bar ‘Kind of Sucks’ Marc Elrich Says

Little League Player Ejected For Not Wearing Enough Pieces of Flair

County Officials to Spend $15 Million on Community Engagement For $50k Playground

Takoma Torch to Lecture Harvard Law on Handling Frivolous Lawsuits From Shitheads

‘Parker’ the Parking Lot Robot Decommissioned by County, Immediately Leased by Takoma Park to Patrol Co-op Lot

Nice Neighborhood Just One Public Works Fuck-Up From Turning Into Crime-Ridden Shithole

Firefighters Deny Retaliation After Soaking Baseball Field, Claim They Were Just Throwing ‘Wet Dreams’ Party for Team

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