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MAGA Republicans Denounce Snow for Attempting to Halt Certification of Trump’s Election Victory

January 6th Insurrectionist Demands Democrats ‘Get Over’ Election

The Official Takoma Torch 2025 In/Out List

Call From Grandma on Christmas Totally Could Have Been an Email

Historic District to Prohibit Ghosts of Christmas Present and Future

MoCo Executive Marc Elrich To Children: Santa Doesn’t Visit Multi-Family Buildings Without Chimneys

Fox News Rushes to Hire Matt Gaetz Before Anyone Else Grabs Him

New ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ to Consolidate All of Takoma Park into Wards 1 and 3

Takoma Park Resident Disrespectfully Says ‘Good’ When Asked How He’s Doing

City Council Candidate Racks Up 17 Endorsements From Local Coalitions Formed By the Same 5 Residents

Editorial: The Takoma Torch Also Holds Back Endorsement of Presidential Candidate Until Billionaire Gives Approval

Takoma Park Adopts Population Stabilization Bill to Counter New Housing in Minor Master Plan

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