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DC’s Rejection of Georgetown Transformers Prompts Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Halt Nearby Sewer Renovation Plans

Nation’s Girlfriends Rejoice at Crypto Meltdown

MLB Lockout Leads to 5th Consecutive Year of No Professional Baseball in Baltimore

Buckingham Palace Flies ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ Flag After Americans Attack Royal Family

Takoma Park Scraps Library Expansion, Plans Mosaic-Covered Parking Lot Instead

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