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Maryland Replaces Sales Tax Holiday With ‘Double Tax Week’ to Pay for MCPS Superintendent’s $1.3M Separation Agreement

Celebrating 5 Years of Satirical “Journalism”

Editorial: State of Maryland vs. The Takoma Torch

HBO Announces 7th Season of ‘The Wire’ With Focus on MCPS Board of Education

Conservative Men Take Stand Against Taylor Swift’s Progressive Views by Supporting San Francisco

Takoma Park Demands Border Wall As Part of Minor Master Plan

Progressive Neighborhood Pissed That Efforts to Protect Property Values Resulted in Expensive Houses

Crayola Releases Limited Edition MCPS Crayon Set To Help Parents Decipher School Color Code System

Takoma Park Hires ‘Carborist’ to Protect City’s Endangered Urban Asphalt Canopy

BREAKING: TAKOMA JUNCTION SURVIVES NEW BUSINESS

Rockville Earthquake Actually Just City Trying to Secede From Montgomery County

The Official Takoma Torch 2024 In/Out List

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