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Month: June 2019

Humans rank 6th in Takoma Park’s Ranking of Human Rights, Dogs Remain #1

Baby Sinclair Brings Prehistoric Principles to Department of Justice

Gas Leaf Blowers Banned from Marching in 4th of July Parade

Takoma Park Releases Controversial FY2020 Budget

EXCLUSIVE: Documents Reveal Secret Plan to Impose 19th Century on Takoma Park

Community Input at Junction Vision Study Results in Giant Speed Bump at Intersection

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