Parody – Page 3 – The Takoma Torch

‘No Way to Address Housing Crisis’ Says County That Makes Building Housing Impossible

TikTok Ban Prompts Takoma Park to Create Own Social Media App: ‘TakTok’

Call From Grandma on Christmas Totally Could Have Been an Email

Person Sitting in Front of You on Airplane Totally Loves It When You Kick the Sh*t Out of Their Seat

Fox News Rushes to Hire Matt Gaetz Before Anyone Else Grabs Him

New ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ to Consolidate All of Takoma Park into Wards 1 and 3

SCOTUS Strikes Down Montgomery County’s Ban on Gas Leaf Blowers

Takoma Park Shifts Focus From Creating Gaza Peace Resolution to Solving Instagram Restaurant War

Maryland Replaces Sales Tax Holiday With ‘Double Tax Week’ to Pay for MCPS Superintendent’s $1.3M Separation Agreement

Takoma Park Demands Border Wall As Part of Minor Master Plan

Progressive Neighborhood Pissed That Efforts to Protect Property Values Resulted in Expensive Houses

BREAKING: TAKOMA JUNCTION SURVIVES NEW BUSINESS

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