Parody – Page 2 – The Takoma Torch

Takoma Park Officials Accidentally Texted The Torch Classified Plan to Switch to Bluesky

Marc Elrich Proposes 3.5% Property Tax Increase to Fund Campaign to Raise Property Taxes Again Next Year

Democrat Dog Assumes Guilt for MAGA Cat Destroying House

Elon Musk’s DOGE Takes Credit for Trimming Day of 1 Hour

Pretending to Be From Canada While on Vacation Now 25% More Expensive

New Government ‘Severance’ Program Makes Living in America More Palatable

Congress ‘Unclear’ if Trump Has Authority to Declare Himself King and Rule America With Unchecked Powers

Canadians, For First Time in History, Not Soory

Elon Musk Says Federal Employees Can Keep Jobs If They Pay $8/Month

Trump Vows to Eliminate GS-13 Gangs Controlling DC Region

‘No Way to Address Housing Crisis’ Says County That Makes Building Housing Impossible

TikTok Ban Prompts Takoma Park to Create Own Social Media App: ‘TakTok’

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