SILVER SPRING, MD – After earning the title of “Most Influential Person in Montgomery County” in a set of rankings published by his own blog, local political commentator Adam Pagnucco also topped his blog’s “Sexiest Man of MoCo” list, as voted by his own sources.
“I have to say…I’m shocked,” said a shirtless Pagnucco, donning a gold crown. “Getting more votes than Senator Will Smith or former Delegate Eric Luedtke is something I never dreamed of, but I do plan to rub it in their faces.”
The list, created and published by Pagnucco, is based on a survey from a handpicked group of county residents he calls his “sources.” The roughly 60 sources were asked to pick their top ten sexiest men in the county, and, according to Pagnucco, “should not have felt obligated in any way to vote for me.”
“Of course I voted for Adam,” said local resident and 4th place finisher Scott Goldberg. “And if you’re going to ask if he paid me any money to do so, then no comment.”
Pagnucco says he has plans to make even more lists for Montgomery County in the coming months, including Best Political Blogger, Best Logo on a Blog Site, and Best “Top People of MoCo” List Creator.
