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Democrat Dog Assumes Guilt for MAGA Cat Destroying House

Elon Musk’s DOGE Takes Credit for Trimming Day of 1 Hour

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Jamie Raskin Declared ‘Outlaw’ in Takoma Park After Preemptive Biden Pardon

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Historic District to Prohibit Ghosts of Christmas Present and Future

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