The Takoma Torch – The Takoma Torch

Stop Work Order Issued to Children Building Igloo Without Permit

Takoma Park Installs Little Free Snow Shovel Libraries to Express Compassion for Thieves

Vigil Planned to Mourn Destruction of Window on Cockerille Avenue

TPSS Co-Op Announces 2nd Location Inside National Harbor’s ‘Sphere,’ Expanding Operations Into Literal Liberal Bubble

United States Ruining Canada’s Property Value

The Official Takoma Torch 2026 In/Out List

ICE Detains Santa

Department of War to Rename WWII Bomber ‘Enola Trump Gay’

Montgomery County to Require 2.5 Parking Spaces per Nativity Set

Trump Naps in Cabinet Meeting to Prove He’s The Most ‘Anti-Woke’

MoCo Makes History By Appointing First Ever Dead Historic Preservation Commissioner

Amplified Street Preacher Annoyed By Gas Leaf Blower Interrupting Sermon

All written material on this site is the intellectual property of the Takoma Torch, and is only intended for people with a sense of humor. If you would like to submit a funny headline, please email it to takomatorch@gmail.com. If you have any complaints, please email dcra@dc.gov