Tone Down the Hate Rhetoric, You Evil, Murderous Democrats

We never thought we’d have to say this, but here we are: Democrats, you need to stop the hate. Right now. Tone it down, you evil, disgusting, murderous piece-of-shit Marxists hell bent on destroying America.

In the wake of Charlie Kirk’s assassination, our nation, especially Republicans, are grieving – and by grieving, I mean angrily pointing fingers at you while claiming they’ve never once in their lives said anything remotely harsh or inflammatory. Yes, Donald Trump has called immigrants “animals,” said protestors should be shot, and encouraged his rally crowds to hang Mike Pence. But that’s just classic Queens bravado. That’s how he shows love. When he says “wipe immigrants off the face of the earth” what he really means is “provide more good-paying law enforcement jobs.”

But when a Democrat so much as raises their voice, the whole system collapses. When AOC tweets, “Maybe billionaires shouldn’t hoard all the resources,” she might as well be pulling the trigger herself. When Elizabeth Warren says, “The system is rigged,” she may as well be planting a pipe bomb at a farmers’ market.

You see, Republican rhetoric is tough, yes—but it’s meant to motivate. Democratic rhetoric? That’s meant as a rally cry for violence. Everyone knows that.

Now is the time for unity, which of course means Democrats must stop speaking entirely. Stop calling the Republican movement to eliminate opposing points of view “fascism.” Stop saying hateful, riot-inducing things like “End Racism.” Stop looking so smug in your little hybrid cars. Because every time I see a Prius with a “Coexist” bumper sticker, I think: Wow, this hateful Democrat probably wants to overthrow America.

So Democrats, tone it down. Cool the rhetoric. Be more civil. Smile more. Compliment Republicans once in a while—say “Nice biceps, Marjorie Tayler Greene” or “Great job removing that ugly Rose Garden, Mr. Trump.” Something cheerful! Is that so hard? Because right now, every time you people say, “Maybe schoolchildren shouldn’t be gunned down in math class,” we hear: “Assassinate Charlie Kirk.” And frankly, that’s crossing the line. Your system of cancel culture is destroying this country, and you should be fired for it.

In conclusion: stop inciting violence by having opinions about Charlie Kirk’s death. If Charlie Kirk taught us anything, its that we should be free to openly debate gun deaths – just not his gun death.