January 31, 2020 – The Takoma Torch

Local News

City Aims to Reduce Tension By Posting Official Notices in Comic Sans Font

The Takoma TorchJanuary 31, 2020February 1, 2020

TAKOMA PARK, MD - Keeping Takoma Park "groovy" isn't easy. With city-wide battles over parking lots, tree protection policy changes, and yellow-painted curbs in the historic district, residents' emotions are...

National Politics

President Succeeds in Convincing Foreign Dictators to Adopt U.S. Constitution

The Takoma TorchJanuary 31, 2020January 31, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC - The autocratic leaders of North Korea, Russia and Turkey announced today that they will adopt the U.S. Constitution for their own countries, as it apparently contains no...