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Residents Outraged to Pay for Parking at Takoma Junction, Accuse City of Lining Pockets of [Mobile Parking App] Developer

Person Sitting in Front of You on Airplane Totally Loves It When You Kick the Sh*t Out of Their Seat

Fox News Rushes to Hire Matt Gaetz Before Anyone Else Grabs Him

The Takoma Torch Buys Disinformation Site ‘Community Vision for Takoma’ at Bankruptcy Auction

New ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ to Consolidate All of Takoma Park into Wards 1 and 3

Takoma Park Resident Disrespectfully Says ‘Good’ When Asked How He’s Doing

Top 10 Slutty Halloween Costumes for Takoma Park

City Council Candidate Racks Up 17 Endorsements From Local Coalitions Formed By the Same 5 Residents

Editorial: The Takoma Torch Also Holds Back Endorsement of Presidential Candidate Until Billionaire Gives Approval

Takoma Park Adopts Population Stabilization Bill to Counter New Housing in Minor Master Plan

Takoma Park Protests Exploitative Colonialism on Columbus Day by Dismantling Colonial-Style Houses

World Leaders Monitoring Deteriorating Situation in Takoma Park’s PEN Listserv

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