{"id":560,"date":"2020-01-05T11:46:19","date_gmt":"2020-01-05T16:46:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/takomatorch.com\/?p=560"},"modified":"2020-01-18T14:19:29","modified_gmt":"2020-01-18T19:19:29","slug":"eric-trump-announces-diagnosis-of-bone-spurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/05\/eric-trump-announces-diagnosis-of-bone-spurs\/","title":{"rendered":"Eric Trump Announces Diagnosis of Bone Spurs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/takomatorch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5bb37b6f24000030009760f66236880394640765697.jpeg?resize=545%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-559\" width=\"545\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/takomatorch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5bb37b6f24000030009760f66236880394640765697.jpeg?w=630&amp;ssl=1 630w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/takomatorch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/5bb37b6f24000030009760f66236880394640765697.jpeg?resize=300%2C220&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 545px) 100vw, 545px\" \/><figcaption>Photo credit: Carlos Barria \/ Reuters <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>WASHINGTON, DC &#8211; In a shocking tweet this morning, Eric Trump, 35, announced that his personal medical examiner diagnosed him with bone spurs. The announcement was said to have nothing to do with a potential Middle East conflict, as &#8220;bone spurs are known to come and go in wealthy, white-privileged males,&#8221; according to the medical report.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s sadly a genetic flaw in the Trump family,&#8221; stated Eric Trump after burying a long putt to make par at the 15th hole of his family&#8217;s Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida. &#8220;Luckily, it goes away once we turn 36, like it did for my brother, Donny Junior. It&#8217;s a rare, but common side affect of loving your country too much.&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The United States currently operates under an all-volunteer armed forces policy. 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