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The Awkward Teens are finally over and we’re now entering our Twenties where we can finally do whatever we want – what could possibly go wrong? It’s time to throw out all of the crap from the past decade and enter the new one with a renewed fighting spirit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So beware, fans. It’s going to get a lot more interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OUT<\/strong><\/td>IN<\/strong><\/td><\/tr>
Netflix and Chill<\/td>Disney Plus and Divorce<\/td><\/tr>
Getting Rid of Parking Lots <\/td>Getting Rid of Barking Dogs<\/td><\/tr>
Kombucha Tea<\/td>Cave Wine<\/td><\/tr>
#Woke<\/td>#Bespoke<\/td><\/tr>
5G Cell Towers<\/td>Tin Cans and a String<\/td><\/tr>
“Fireworks!”<\/td>“Gunshots!”<\/td><\/tr>
Donald Trump’s Comb-over<\/td>Jaime Raskin’s Perm<\/td><\/tr>
Attacking Trump<\/td>Attacking Democratic Front Runners<\/td><\/tr>
“OK, Boomer”<\/td>“I’m not in Grandma’s will?!”<\/td><\/tr>
Couples Counseling<\/td>Throuples Counseling<\/td><\/tr>
Booing Bryce Harper<\/td>Booing Kurt Suzuki<\/td><\/tr>
Avocado Toast <\/td> Deconstructed Nachos <\/td><\/tr>
Marvelous Mrs. Maisel<\/td>Marvelous Madame President<\/td><\/tr>
Boycotting the NFL <\/td>Boycotting NDC<\/td><\/tr>
Class Warfare<\/td>Generation Gap<\/td><\/tr>
Individual Streaming Service<\/td>Bundled Cable<\/td><\/tr>
Russian Bots<\/td>Listserv Trolls<\/td><\/tr>
Baby Trump<\/td>Baby Yoda<\/td><\/tr>
Nuclear-Free Zones<\/td>Gluten-Free Scones <\/td><\/tr>
Roscoe the Rooster <\/td>Popeye’s Fried Chicken Sandwich<\/td><\/tr>
“Hey, Alexa…”<\/td>“As you wish, Amazon Overlord.” <\/td><\/tr>
Vaccinations<\/td>Measles<\/td><\/tr>
Paying for Things<\/td>Having Other People Pay for Things<\/td><\/tr>
White Lady Yelling at Cat Meme<\/td>White Lady Yelling at Council Member<\/td><\/tr>
Fake Meat <\/td>Alternative Cows <\/td><\/tr>
Peloton Wife <\/td>Getting Hit in Crosswalk <\/td><\/tr>
City Wards<\/td>Listserv Territories<\/td><\/tr>
Co-Work Spaces<\/td>Hogging Coffee Shop Tables <\/td><\/tr>
“All Are Welcome Here” <\/td>“Stay Out of My School District”<\/td><\/tr>
End of Plastic Straws<\/td>Never Ending Straw Man Arguments<\/td><\/tr>
Impeach<\/td>Data Breach<\/td><\/tr>
WAU Hospital <\/td>Wellness Dispensaries<\/td><\/tr>
Joe Biden 2019<\/td>Joe Biden 2009<\/td><\/tr>
Snow Days<\/td>Sea Level Rise Days<\/td><\/tr>
War on Christmas<\/td>Attack on Nights 3 through 5 of Hanukkah<\/td><\/tr>
Pussy Hats<\/td>Tinfoil Helmets <\/td><\/tr>
Protesting with Greta Thunberg<\/td>Protecting Ruth Bader Ginsburg <\/td><\/tr>
Scientific Consensus <\/td>Internet Opinions<\/td><\/tr>
Crossing Guards<\/td>Construction Zone Sherpas<\/td><\/tr>
Her Emails<\/td>His Pee Tape<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Awkward Teens are finally over and we’re now entering our Twenties where we can finally do whatever we want – what could possibly go wrong? It’s time to throw out all of the crap from the past decade and enter the new one with a renewed fighting spirit. So beware, fans. It’s going to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":541,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-art-culture","category-business","wpcat-12-id","wpcat-9-id"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/takomatorch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/2020-io-1.jpg?fit=3363%2C1578&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paPZSG-8r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2551,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions\/2551"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}