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Photo of “Uplifting Staircase” now officially owned and adopted by the Takoma Torch as of today<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

TAKOMA PARK, MD – In response to growing public interest in altering city property without permission, Takoma Park officials announced the launch of the city’s new DIY Public Art Initiative, encouraging residents to creatively modify sidewalks, parks, streets, and other public infrastructure however they see fit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The new program, officials said, is intended to eliminate the awkward distinction between vandalism and public art by simply assuming everything is art –  until an insurance claim is filed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“We’ve realized that asking permission before attaching permanent objects to public infrastructure can have a chilling effect on creativity,” said one city spokesperson. “From now on, if you sincerely believe your project enriches the community, that’s really all that’s required.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The announcement follows weeks of spirited online debate after the city asked that an unauthorized mosaic installed on a public staircase be removed due to concerns that protruding ceramic pieces created a tripping hazard. Many defended the installation, insisting the tripping hazards were an intentional part of the work. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“The danger is the point,” said local art enthusiast Nathan Manson. “The staircase clearly represents affluent homeowners purposely making it increasingly difficult for everyone behind them to reach the top.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Under the new initiative, residents are encouraged to improve city property with whatever materials happen to be lying around their garage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Among the first approved community projects:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– A retired engineer plans to replace all traffic lights with color-changing smart bulbs, allowing commuters to experience the intersection according to his mood. “Sometimes a red light just needs to feel more like a blue light,” he explained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– A performance artist has announced plans to paint their body yellow and lay motionless in the middle of the Takoma Junction to experience what pavement markings feel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– A local musician began hanging hundreds of ceramic wind chimes, glass bottles, and repurposed drums from low tree branches over a sidewalk to create a musical sensory walk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– A muralist has glued shards from stain glass windows onto wheelchair ramp handrails to highlight accessible routes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– One resident proposed embedding thousands of LEGOs into the Sligo Creek jogging path for barefoot runners to enjoy the experience of stepping on them year-round.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Several artists praised the city for finally recognizing that public infrastructure exists primarily as a blank canvas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“People keep insisting sidewalks should be easy to walk on,” said local mixed-media artist Harper Wells. “That’s such a limiting perspective. Sometimes the journey should include a little uncertainty and remind us of the struggles other people in our community face every day.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To ensure consistency, city officials unveiled a streamlined approval process. Residents wishing to install permanent artwork on public property will no longer need permits, engineering reviews, or safety inspections. Instead, applicants need only submit a brief statement explaining why anyone questioning the project “doesn’t understand art.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At press time, city officials announced the DIY Public Art Initiative had been such a success that they were allowing artists to adopt city-owned structures permanently, set their own admission prices, and collect revenue from residents wishing to admire the public property they had once paid to build.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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