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We would like to sincerely thank the Montgomery Blair High School’s Silver Chips<\/em> journalists who participated in our satire contest. We hope everyone enjoyed reading these very funny submissions as much as we did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And now it is time to decide who is worthy of what little cash we have left in our bank account. Please use the link below to vote by midnight, April 4! And remember you can vote only once per email address!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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VOTE NOW<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We would like to sincerely thank the Montgomery Blair High School’s Silver Chips journalists who participated in our satire contest. We hope everyone enjoyed reading these very funny submissions as much as we did. And now it is time to decide who is worthy of what little cash we have left in our bank account….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3605,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[2242,24,979,1807,640,638,2234,94,98,2246,93,2236,111,2235,136,2241,4,2,104,164,2245],"class_list":["post-3604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-editorial","tag-cash","tag-dc-satire","tag-google-news","tag-laugh","tag-maryland-satire","tag-moco-satire","tag-montgomery-blair","tag-parody","tag-political-satire","tag-prize","tag-satire","tag-satire-contest","tag-satirical-news","tag-silver-chips","tag-silver-spring","tag-student-journalism","tag-takoma","tag-takoma-park","tag-takoma-torch","tag-takomatorch","tag-vote","wpcat-20-id"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/takomatorch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Satire-Writing-Contest-SLIDER.jpg?fit=1640%2C924&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paPZSG-W8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3606,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3604\/revisions\/3606"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}