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WASHINGTON, DC – The Department of War announced it will rename the World War II bomber Enola Gay to Enola Trump Gay, calling it a necessary update to reflect President Trump\u2019s lifelong commitment to military service and clear Alpha Male-ness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The move follows Trump\u2019s recent decision to rename the Kennedy Center the Trump-Kennedy Center, an act aides described as \u201cextremely alpha,\u201d in a venue commonly known for Broadway show tunes, ballet, and interpretive dance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThis president embodies traditional masculinity,\u201d said Secretary of War Pete Hegseth still attempting to complete a single pull-up. \u201cHe\u2019s tough, fearless, and can handle criticism – unless it\u2019s criticism that\u2019s deeply unfair and very hurtful, requiring an outpouring of emotion on social media at 3am.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The revised bomber name, officials explained, preserves history while acknowledging Trump\u2019s unique ability to project brute force on his enemies. “This is the kind of bomb you drop once and then talk about forever,\u201d said Hegseth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As part of the rebrand, the aircraft will receive a subtle makeover, including a warmer color palette, gold accents, and the side of the plane depicting Trump gazing into the distance with the intensity of a man who stares at his own reflection in a mirror to make sure not a single hair is out of place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Further renaming efforts are reportedly underway, including the Trump, Lewis, and Clark Trail and officially designating the San Andreas Fault as Joe Biden\u2019s Fault.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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