{"id":3450,"date":"2025-12-03T10:32:02","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T15:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/03\/trump-naps-in-cabinet-meeting-to-prove-hes-the-most-anti-woke\/"},"modified":"2025-12-03T10:38:49","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T15:38:49","slug":"trump-naps-in-cabinet-meeting-to-prove-hes-the-most-anti-woke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/03\/trump-naps-in-cabinet-meeting-to-prove-hes-the-most-anti-woke\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Naps in Cabinet Meeting to Prove He\u2019s The Most \u2018Anti-Woke\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump, 79, reportedly fell asleep for the seventh time this week during a cabinet meeting, proving once and for all that he is the most anti-woke president in the history.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“It’s not rude; it’s inspiring,” said Secretary of War [sic] Pete Hegseth. “It might seem like he’s nodding off, but we all know he’s really saying ‘yes’ to letting me airstrike another South American fishing boat.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

According to sources in the room, Trump\u2019s eyes began drooping the moment someone mentioned \u201cbriefing,\u201d a word he reportedly associates with \u201cboring, weak, Democrat paperwork.\u201d Within seconds, the president leaned back, crossed his arms, and entered what staff now politely refer to as his \u201cnon-woke phase.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aides confirmed he consumed his daily Super Big Gulp of Diet Coke, but even 500 milligrams of caffeine couldn’t stop the president from being firmly committed to his anti-woke principles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sources noted that Trump has begun bragging about his naps at rallies, telling supporters, \u201cSleepy Joe Biden naps, but I do anti-woke REM cycles. My dreams are incredible. Very patriotic.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When experts suggested that posting hundreds of angry rants on social media at 3 a.m. is likely the reason for dozing off, Trump dismissed them as \u201csnowflake sleep scientists who hate freedom\u201d moments before drifting off again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump, 79, reportedly fell asleep for the seventh time this week during a cabinet meeting, proving once and for all that he is the most anti-woke president in the history. “It’s not rude; it’s inspiring,” said Secretary of War [sic] Pete Hegseth. “It might seem like he’s nodding off, but…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3449,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[2133,2075,114,2043,1912,2109,2028,1808,2131,516,95,1860,482,1009,1101,24,77,970,1130,1888,2057,996,373,2111,370,140,1897,1900,1668,489,2117,371,368,979,1952,340,141,1998,1387,1699,161,1789,1593,40,1964,993,640,1951,638,1733,339,6,94,1940,298,542,156,1890,93,111,1859,4,718,104,1863,599,1840,42,1680,1822,38,1260,1550,374,369],"class_list":["post-3450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-national-politics","tag-aarp","tag-ai","tag-amazon","tag-amazon-prime-day","tag-america","tag-ballroom","tag-big-beautiful-bill","tag-bluesky","tag-boomers","tag-cnn","tag-comedy","tag-congress","tag-dc","tag-dc-humor","tag-dc-news","tag-dc-satire","tag-disney-plus","tag-dmv-news","tag-dmv-satire","tag-doge","tag-doj","tag-donald-trump","tag-ebay","tag-epstein-files","tag-facebook","tag-fake-news","tag-federal-government","tag-florida-man","tag-fox-news","tag-funny","tag-gavin-newsom","tag-gmail","tag-google","tag-google-news","tag-hegseth","tag-hulu","tag-humor","tag-ice","tag-instagram","tag-jd-vance","tag-joe-biden","tag-joke","tag-local-satire","tag-maga","tag-mar-a-lago","tag-maryland-news","tag-maryland-satire","tag-mcsweeneys","tag-moco-satire","tag-montgomery-county-satire","tag-netflix","tag-news","tag-parody","tag-pete-hegseth","tag-qanon","tag-reddit","tag-republican","tag-rfk-jr","tag-satire","tag-satirical-news","tag-supreme-court","tag-takoma","tag-takoma-park-satire","tag-takoma-torch","tag-tariffs","tag-the-onion","tag-tiktok","tag-trump","tag-trump-news","tag-truthsocial","tag-twitter","tag-washington-post","tag-woke","tag-yahoo","tag-youtube","wpcat-10-id"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/takomatorch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/screenshot_20251203_000731_chrome4886859709004962090.jpg?fit=2000%2C1613&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paPZSG-TE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3452,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3450\/revisions\/3452"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}