{"id":3446,"date":"2025-11-21T08:39:44","date_gmt":"2025-11-21T13:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/?p=3446"},"modified":"2025-11-21T08:39:45","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T13:39:45","slug":"moco-makes-history-by-appointing-first-ever-dead-historic-preservation-commissioner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/21\/moco-makes-history-by-appointing-first-ever-dead-historic-preservation-commissioner\/","title":{"rendered":"MoCo Makes History By Appointing First Ever Dead Historic Preservation Commissioner"},"content":{"rendered":"
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WHEATON, MD – The Montgomery County Council took a visionary leap toward modernizing bureaucracy by confirming the appointment of its first-ever dead resident to the Historic Preservation Commission (HPC), citing his deep, permanent commitment to the past.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The new commissioner, Harold P. Wexley (1879\u20131954), was unanimously approved after the Council determined he possessed \u201cthe perfect temperament for a process that absolutely never moves,\u201d and a “profound, unshakable dedication to the years gone by.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFrankly, Harold aligns with our mission better than any living applicant,\u201d said HPC Chair Maude DeNile \u201cHe doesn\u2019t give long-winded speeches at hearings, he won’t take up any of our limited staff parking spaces, and any changes to the neighborhood will be approved ‘over his dead body'”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

During the swearing-in ceremony – conducted at his gravesite for convenience – Wexley remained silent, which HPC staff described as \u201crefreshingly on-brand for a commissioner sitting through hours of public testimony.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

County Executive Marc Elrich praised the appointment as a triumph of local democracy, noting that the Commission has at long last found someone who can outwait even Montgomery County\u2019s own process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“He’s the ideal candidate: patient, predictable, and slow-moving,” said Elrich. \u201cPlus, neighbors feel comforted knowing there\u2019s finally a commissioner who can literally turn over in his grave when someone proposes a new building.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Despite skepticism from residents, DeNile says the county is confident in its decision. \u201cBecause at the end of the day,\u201d she said, \u201cwe finally have a commissioner who embodies our mission: change should die a slow death, and if you try to build something new, he will absolutely haunt you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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