{"id":3272,"date":"2025-04-11T17:51:27","date_gmt":"2025-04-11T21:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/?p=3272"},"modified":"2025-04-11T17:51:28","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T21:51:28","slug":"administrative-error-sends-moco-housing-permit-applications-to-salvadoran-prison-elrich-helpless-to-get-them-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/11\/administrative-error-sends-moco-housing-permit-applications-to-salvadoran-prison-elrich-helpless-to-get-them-back\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Administrative Error’ Sends MoCo Housing Permit Applications to Salvadoran Prison, Elrich ‘Helpless’ To Get Them Back"},"content":{"rendered":"
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ROCKVILLE, MD – Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich says he is \u201ctotally powerless\u201d after hundreds of long-awaited housing permit applications were mistakenly rerouted to a maximum-security Salvadoran prison in what county officials are calling an \u201cadministrative error.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The permits, which included applications for gentle-density housing like duplexes, triplexes, and one very brave quadplex, were last seen being scanned and uploaded by a permitting office intern who accidentally selected \u201cCECOT\u201d (Terrorism Confinement Center) from a dropdown menu intended for \u201cDepartment of Permitting Services.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI was just following instructions from my supervisor,\u201d said the permit technician, who is now on admistrative leave. \u201cI was told to put the plans in the ‘extra long review process,’ so naturally I sent them to life in prison.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Within hours, the Salvadoran prison – notorious for housing violent criminals, political prisoners, and at least two for-profit developers – confirmed it had received the documents. By morning, architectural designs of ADUS were seen tattooed on the backs of inmates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marc Elrich, who has long opposed increasing housing density in Montgomery County, expressed sorrow over the mix-up while also appearing remarkably chill about the overall outcome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes, it\u2019s unfortunate that the permits are now integrated into a prison gang economy,\u201d said Elrich, \u201cbut we have to accept that these things happen. My hands are tied. And not just figuratively – these applications are now technically members of MS-13.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asked why his office had not made an effort to retrieve the lost permits, Elrich sighed deeply. \u201cLook, once an R-60 zoning variance gets a neck tattoo and joins a gang called \u2018YIMBYs,\u2019 it\u2019s pretty much a wrap.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Back in the prison, one high-ranking inmate with a full-sleeve tattoo of the Takoma Metro Development said he now controls most of the affordable housing stock from inside his cell. \u201cWe run this market now,\u201d he said. \u201cTell Marc Elrich if he wants these permits back, he\u2019ll have to upzone.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ROCKVILLE, MD – Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich says he is \u201ctotally powerless\u201d after hundreds of long-awaited housing permit applications were mistakenly rerouted to a maximum-security Salvadoran prison in what county officials are calling an \u201cadministrative error.\u201d The permits, which included applications for gentle-density housing like duplexes, triplexes, and one very brave quadplex, were last…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3273,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[114,1836,1830,1958,24,1962,970,1130,310,1668,368,979,386,141,1593,317,640,399,1351,320,638,1960,1733,116,1959,98,1961,1957,93,111,136,4,1397,2,719,718,716,717,104,164,42,115],"class_list":["post-3272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business","tag-amazon","tag-attainable-housing","tag-bethesda-news","tag-cecot","tag-dc-satire","tag-deport","tag-dmv-news","tag-dmv-satire","tag-dps","tag-fox-news","tag-google","tag-google-news","tag-housing","tag-humor","tag-local-satire","tag-marc-elrich","tag-maryland-satire","tag-missing-middle","tag-moco-news","tag-moco-permits","tag-moco-satire","tag-montgomery-county-permit","tag-montgomery-county-satire","tag-nimby","tag-permits","tag-political-satire","tag-r-60-zoning","tag-salvadoran-prison","tag-satire","tag-satirical-news","tag-silver-spring","tag-takoma","tag-takoma-humor","tag-takoma-park","tag-takoma-park-news","tag-takoma-park-satire","tag-takoma-satire","tag-takoma-satirical-news","tag-takoma-torch","tag-takomatorch","tag-trump","tag-yimby","wpcat-9-id"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/takomatorch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/cecot.jpg?fit=1192%2C720&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paPZSG-QM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3272"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3274,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3272\/revisions\/3274"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}