{"id":3175,"date":"2025-01-06T16:32:27","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T21:32:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/?p=3175"},"modified":"2025-01-06T16:42:12","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T21:42:12","slug":"maga-republicans-denounce-snow-for-attempting-to-halt-certification-of-trumps-election-victory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/06\/maga-republicans-denounce-snow-for-attempting-to-halt-certification-of-trumps-election-victory\/","title":{"rendered":"MAGA Republicans Denounce Snow for Attempting to Halt Certification of Trump’s Election Victory"},"content":{"rendered":"
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WASHINGTON, DC – As a massive snowstorm blanketed much of the DC region today, prominent MAGA leaders denounced the snowy attack on the nation’s capitol as an illegal attempt to stop the certification of the 2024 election results.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The storm, which has delayed flights and clogged streets, coincidentally arrived on the anniversary of the original January 6th Capitol riot, inspiring MAGA influencers to dub today\u2019s event the \u201cCapitol Insnowrection.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLet me tell you something, folks\u2014I warned you about those heavily-armed Antifa Snowflakes. They are sneaky. Very sneaky,\u201d said Trump to a crowd at a Bass Pro Shops parking lot. “Clearly the weather is colluding with the Democrats to undermine democracy. I offered 10,000 space heaters to Nancy Pelosi and she turned them down. SAD!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Conspiracy theorist and pillow salesman Mike Lindell backed Trump\u2019s claims, announcing he had uncovered \u201cirrefutable proof\u201d that snowdrifts were deliberately positioned to disrupt democracy. \u201cIf you connect the dots,\u201d Lindell said, while holding a MyPillow and a map of weather patterns, \u201cyou\u2019ll see that snowflakes are falling disproportionately in states Trump didn\u2019t win. Coincidence? I think not!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marjorie Taylor Greene chimed in, accusing climate activists of weaponizing the weather. \u201cHow convenient that it\u2019s snowing right now, on MAGA\u2019s most sacred day. I mean, come on. Have you EVER seen snow in January?! I don\u2019t think so.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Meanwhile, supporters have already organized \u201cStop the Sleet\u201d protests outside local meteorological offices, and MAGA forums are abuzz with calls to impeach the National Weather Service. Snow, for now, remains unavailable for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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