{"id":3172,"date":"2025-01-06T13:10:20","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T18:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/?p=3172"},"modified":"2025-01-06T13:10:22","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T18:10:22","slug":"january-6th-insurrectionist-demands-democrats-get-over-election","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/06\/january-6th-insurrectionist-demands-democrats-get-over-election\/","title":{"rendered":"January 6th Insurrectionist Demands Democrats ‘Get Over’ Election"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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PARENTS’ BASEMENT, UTAH – Self-described \u201cpatriot\u201d and zip-tie enthusiast Randy McFlaggerson took to social media on the anniversary of the deadly capitol insurrection to demand that Democrats \u201cget over\u201d the results of the 2024 presidential election.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDemocrats need to stop crying and learn to accept the election results like real Americans,\u201d McFlaggerson posted on his Truth Social account containing a profile picture of Mike Pence with a noose around his neck. \u201cIt\u2019s time for these babies to grow up – after all, democracy only works when losers gracefully accept defeat.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

McFlaggerson, who once threw a tantrum on the floor of his local Cheesecake Factory because the waitstaff wouldn\u2019t sing \u201cStop the Steal\u201d for his birthday, now says it\u2019s the Democrats causing all the division. \u201cThey\u2019re just mad their guy didn\u2019t win,\u201d he added, conveniently sidestepping the part where he once tried to detain his neighbor\u2019s labradoodle under suspicion of voter fraud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When reminded of his extensive collection of T-shirts reading \u201cMAGA Civil War 2021\u201d and \u201cBiden Cheated,\u201d he waved it off. \u201cThat was different. We were defending the Constitution. They\u2019re just being sore losers.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

McFlaggerson also dismissed his role on January 6th as \u201ca peaceful day” of sightseeing, civic engagement, and replacing old windows on the building he owns. \u201cLook, I spent a lot of my time in the woods practicing my survival skills,\u201d he said. \u201cSo you have to understand I was just being resourceful when I took that dump on Nancy Pelosi’s desk.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

PARENTS’ BASEMENT, UTAH – Self-described \u201cpatriot\u201d and zip-tie enthusiast Randy McFlaggerson took to social media on the anniversary of the deadly capitol insurrection to demand that Democrats \u201cget over\u201d the results of the 2024 presidential election. \u201cDemocrats need to stop crying and learn to accept the election results like real Americans,\u201d McFlaggerson posted on his…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3173,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[1818,1823,1009,1251,1111,1101,551,24,970,1130,140,1668,489,979,141,1817,1816,490,537,1593,40,993,640,151,1351,638,1755,1821,882,98,1820,1819,93,111,4,1278,2,719,718,717,104,164,42,1680,1822,967,615,1260],"class_list":["post-3172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-national-politics","tag-capitol-insurrection","tag-capitol-police","tag-dc-humor","tag-dc-jokes","tag-dc-metro","tag-dc-news","tag-dc-politics","tag-dc-satire","tag-dmv-news","tag-dmv-satire","tag-fake-news","tag-fox-news","tag-funny","tag-google-news","tag-humor","tag-insurrection","tag-jan-6","tag-jokes","tag-local-news","tag-local-satire","tag-maga","tag-maryland-news","tag-maryland-satire","tag-mike-pence","tag-moco-news","tag-moco-satire","tag-montgomery-county-news","tag-pelosi","tag-pg-county-news","tag-political-satire","tag-protest","tag-proud-boys","tag-satire","tag-satirical-news","tag-takoma","tag-takoma-news","tag-takoma-park","tag-takoma-park-news","tag-takoma-park-satire","tag-takoma-satirical-news","tag-takoma-torch","tag-takomatorch","tag-trump","tag-trump-news","tag-truthsocial","tag-virginia-satire","tag-washington-dc","tag-washington-post","wpcat-10-id"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/takomatorch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/jan6-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1707&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paPZSG-Pa","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3174,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3172\/revisions\/3174"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}