{"id":2487,"date":"2022-10-17T09:46:47","date_gmt":"2022-10-17T13:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/?p=2487"},"modified":"2022-12-05T12:26:40","modified_gmt":"2022-12-05T17:26:40","slug":"anti-housing-advocate-nimbee-submits-application-for-moco-planning-board","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/2022\/10\/17\/anti-housing-advocate-nimbee-submits-application-for-moco-planning-board\/","title":{"rendered":"Anti-Housing Advocate, Nimbee, Submits Application for MoCo Planning Board"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

ROCKVILLE, MD – After the Montgomery County Council announced it was seeking applications for planning board after forcing all previous commissioners to resign, Nimbee, a local anti-housing honeybee, submitted an application and resume Monday morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I wanted to get my application in a day early to prove I have what it takes to be on the board – someone with a lot of extra time on my hands,” said Nimbee. “Hopefully they’ll read mine first, which will force the next applicant to have to follow that amazing act.”

Below is the full 4-page application. You can follow Nimbee on Twitter @NimbeeMoco<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Applications for the position are due Tuesday, October 18. The council plans to select the new board the following week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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