{"id":1609,"date":"2020-12-24T10:14:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-24T15:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/24\/chevy-chase-neighborhood-adds-new-restrictions-on-gingerbread-houses\/"},"modified":"2021-12-10T16:11:59","modified_gmt":"2021-12-10T21:11:59","slug":"chevy-chase-neighborhood-adds-new-restrictions-on-gingerbread-houses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takomatorch.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/24\/chevy-chase-neighborhood-adds-new-restrictions-on-gingerbread-houses\/","title":{"rendered":"Chevy Chase Neighborhood Adds New Restrictions on Gingerbread Houses"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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CHEVY CHASE, MD – In an effort to fight off any form of new housing in their wealthy enclave, the Town of Chevy Chase adopted new supplemental regulations this week on the construction of gingerbread houses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“We have to protect against this assault on our single-family neighborhood by all means necessary,” said Town Manager Andy Leon Harney. “If we don’t create additional regulations on these gingerbread houses, the character of our neighborhood will be destroyed by tacky gumball trim that doesn’t match the candy cane columns.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Last year, Montgomery County approved a zoning amendment allowing accessory dwelling units (ADUs), such as tiny houses or in-law suites, on single family lots. As expected, the amendment opened the floodgates for all types of inferior houses built in wealthy neighborhoods, including ones made out of food.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt all sounds very well-intentioned – making Christmas more affordable, giving people more choices in how to celebrate – but all of that gingerbread is sure to attract children,\u201d said Haney. \u201cOur schools are already overcrowded. The Planning Department\u2019s own staff admits that neighborhoods with gingerbread houses average at least three times as many school-age children as neighborhoods where all houses are made out of wood.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The new gingerbread construction restrictions include approval by the Chevy Chase historic committee, a storm water management system, additional off-street parking spaces, and registration in the Gingerbread House Database. Homeowners must also provide a comprehensive insect abatement plan to deal with any ants or other bugs attracted to gingerbread\u2019s sugary building materials. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anyone attempting to build a gingerbread house without necessary permits will face a fine of 500 dollars and be forced to golf only at Montgomery County public courses for the next five years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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